kim-dan

a)an extremely racist son of a gun who especially hates on black people/ nukkas

b)an asian child who has no aim whatsover...when a kim-dan does not aim...he ends up shooting people in the face

c)a person with abnormaly extremely large clown sized feet

a)Hey..Martin Luther King was protesting against kim-dans like you

b)Damm...that was my fucking eye...you Kim-Dan!

c) Shizz nukka...where you buy shoes for dem kim-dans!

by Deinda MaiDik March 14, 2008

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".

A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"

by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011

big dick dan

A guy named dan with a 1 inch dick.

Girl: Oh shit look its big dick dan!
Another Girl: What you mean he has a 1 inch dick.

by Gay Uganda January 15, 2018

Mr. Dan K.

A pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn't blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.

CJ (whose non-smoking Mom is standing right next to him): Have you seen Mr. Dan K. lately?

Chief: As a matter of fact I have. He came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when I fell asleep on the couch.

by Tankerbell June 8, 2011

dirty dan

When fucking a girl thats on her period, pull out and ass fuck her.

This nasty girl let me do the dirty dan last night.

by sickguy08 January 24, 2008

Dirty Dan

When a male takes a shit in a bag then stuffs it into the partners hat that he or she must where while having sexual intercourse

Hey foxy grandpa, can i put mah dirty dan in yo hatsicle

by webster thats me January 9, 2012

Long Island Dan

It's when you're hooking up with a chick and she puts EZ Mac in the microwave for 60 seconds. You then have 60 seconds to run to the nearest softball field and sit indian style in left field. You then have to sprint back to the apartment right as she is pulling out the EZ Mac and is about to say "I'm gonna eat this EZ Mac, and then I'm gonna have sex with insert name

Did you hook up with that chick last night? Yea man, she gave me the Long Island Dan, almost pulled my hamstring running all the way back from left field.

by wildabeast in the butt May 4, 2009