centaurpex

Gherks build up of man chowder that need to be released monthly in order to maintain sufficient liquidity for his cult following to survive. On occasion it gets deferred, therefore in theory creating a climax so violent even his poorest cult members can pay their bills for another centaurpex cycle.

Centaurpex same like share?

by PewPewPeeeew January 21, 2023

Centanaire

A person with at least one cent. (how)

A man notices a copper cent on the sidewalk. He picks it up and yells, "I'm a centanaire!"

by Guythatate600beansadayandied January 24, 2023

Censorship

Is bad.... but it's good that people are taking steps to ban CRT.... Which is censorship... Which is bad.... Wait... I'm confused... I'm supposed to be a genius... I should be able to figure this out.... Hmm.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Censorship=Bad.... Banning CRT=Censorship but also good..... Hmmm.... Somethings off here.... But I just can't put my finger on it....."

Hym "In the same breath! He can violate the law of non-contradiction in a single breath and his solipsistic bubble won't allow for people to question him on it... I mean, I know he'd probably start crying and Johnathan would need crawl out of his asshole (because as a tape worm that's where he lives) to stroke his hair and console him but you could at least offer some push back... Jesus... So much for censorship bad huh?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

centaurion

Da Roman commander of a 100-member militia of half-man/half-horse creatures.

One perk of being a centaurion is dat you only have one set of living souls to manage and maintain; you don't need to take care of both human soldiers and da horses dat they ride.

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

Center yard

Center yards do not exist
Sofia

Would you quit saying there's a center yard at my school- it's a legit courtyard.

by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023

Cent An

1) When you’re playing a sport and you send it in 100%

2) A romantic term

Rick is going to cent an in this rivalry game to help win

by Ruptured Salmi March 29, 2023