Centsytive 

Definition 1: The phenomenon where you're all splitting bills and there's that person who is very specific to the cent. Definition 2: Someone who is unnecessarily assertive about recouping costs from minor gestures such as giving someone a ride home or spotting someone a cigarette.

Gemima offered to give me a ride home last week, and afterward she asked me for $2.67 for gas costs. I didn't realise she was so centsytive!

"Hi team, that was 112.50. Between 8 of us that's $14.06 cents. Two people have to pay $14.07."

"Jeez Ezekiel. That's a bit centsytive of you isn't it?"

Centsytive by NimbusJules November 21, 2021

Centsative

When a person gets emotional about having to spend any amount of money and then becomes overy cheap to solve the problem.

Wife: Honey can you get me some tampons

Husband: Uhhh Uhhh SHIT! Babe, we still have some paper towels you can use!

Wife: Wow! Your'e a centsative fuck!

Centsative by Gameritz October 21, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008