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Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.
by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016
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Apple products

Something I get shamed at school for not having. I'm sure some of you guys that have Samsung and Motorola's get this treatment too.
Apple user: ew she has a Samsung her pictures probably look like they came from the 80's
Me: I don't like to take pictures and Apple products are to expensive for me
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
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Camel Apple

When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
by Thatsmartstoner December 19, 2014
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Apple Cup

A rivalry game between the UW Huskies and WSU Cougars that occurs every year (usually around Thanksgiving) that wazzu usually seems to "coug" (fuck up in 4th quarter) every so often. The huskies longest winning streak in this game is 8 straight times (acheived this twice), while wsu hasn't won it more than two straight times. The huskies lead the series 64-30 (6 ties). The most memorable apple cup was in 2002 when the huskies upset the the 3rd ranked cougars in a triple overtime thriller 27 -19. This denied the cougs of a rose bowl berth the next year.
Jake Locker and UW is gonna beat the shit out of wazzu this year in the apple cup! I cant wait!
by Locker 4 Heisman October 4, 2008
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apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.
I know you want my apple pie.
by hannah March 29, 2004
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Apple boy

Everyone knows Chris is an apple boy.
by Shaggy123 June 18, 2011
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apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.
"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."
by Dodger of Zion March 4, 2008
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