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swag juice 

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Characteristics include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.
Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."

Other Friend: *Looks at friend*

Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."
swag juice by JNAB May 4, 2013
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swag slide 

it is a term used to describe a clutch incident for someone that possesses "swag".
Ex:
(while playing monopoly)
One: Oh man, you are so going to land on my hotel properties this turn.

Two: Nah, that ain't me. I am going to roll a 7 and land on free parking.

(Rolls a 7)

Two: SWAG SLIDE!
swag slide by qbrw January 7, 2012
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swag fag 

A person who thinks they are so much cooler than they really are, and says 'swag' way too much.
Me: You see that table over there? All the swag fags sit there every day.

Friend: Yeah, I know.

Swag Fag 1: Cmon guys, lets get outta here! My mom told be to come home after school, but YOLO!

Swag Fag 2: SWAG!
swag fag by kylster April 30, 2013

Swag Library 

A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.
Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag

Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?

Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.
Swag Library by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012
1. The swag tag ($) is a tag like the hash tag (#) used on twitter and facebook, and is used to indicate that you have a massive amount of swag.

2. The swag tag ($) is one more than a hash tag (#)
Kurtis: $YOLO

Sally: Wow he has a HUGE amount of swag

Heather: (Swoon)

Kurtis: That's right ladies, I know how to use the swag tag
Swag tag by 2MuchSwag July 16, 2013

swag dab 

The literal translation of “thats fucking awesome” or can be used as a negative way “fuck you and your mother
Erwin “yo man You trynna chief it tomorrow?”
Angelo “im down man swag dab

OR
Zhong “Fuck you! Stupid cunt ass bitch”
Xi “Fuck your whole family bitch! swagdab”
swag dab by TheSwagDabMaster January 31, 2019

Swag-O-meter 

Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
Swag-O-meter by friendly ghost December 26, 2011