JNAB's definitions

swag juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Characteristics include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."

Other Friend: *Looks at friend*

Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

by JNAB May 4, 2013