The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Wigger Shants

Shants are shorts that are too long to be called shorts, usually worn by wiggers. Wigger Shants are long shorts worn with a solid white too long tanktop and high tops. Also, the wigger also wears a beanie, bling, and has gold teeth.

Man you got your wigger shants on today.

by Jeb the second July 14, 2019

#dumb shits

A word used by an idiot who is offended that a person that's black believes they have rights

I don't like that guy cause he hangs out with #dumb shits

by Anomity+ December 3, 2019

Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019

All Saints Day

It’s already a holiday, dumbass guy who comes across clueless. Why do you think we have Halloween?

Today is All Saints Day.

by My dog is awesome November 1, 2019

Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.

“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”

by Picassopoo April 20, 2020