4 definitions by Neighty1

1. One who strongly prefers or dislikes a particular brand of clothing or other product

2. Refusing to wear one brand, such as Nike, with a piece of clothing from another company.
Look at Brad, he is not brandist. He is wearing a Nike shirt with Adidas shoes.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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A phrase based on the popular movie, Brokeback Mountain, indicating a smells good, such as any Axe Body Spray and similar fragrances is gay. A scent associated with douchebags and hipsters.
Bro, I love your cologne, it’s so Brokeback Mountain Fresh.
by Neighty1 June 27, 2019
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When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.

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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.

Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?

Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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