Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.

Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.

by habi123 November 1, 2021

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss

That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!

by The one blk guy January 16, 2022

Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality

"MOOSECOCK"

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Moose man

A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles

I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022