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Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.
Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.
by habi123 November 1, 2021
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Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
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Moose nostril

Did you get any moose nostril last night?
by Jim Dong September 18, 2021
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Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss
That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!
by The one blk guy January 16, 2022
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Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality
"MOOSECOCK"
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Moose man

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022
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