Blonde_Pubes696969's definitions

Moose man

A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles

I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022

Nose Ring

When you stick your penis inside someone's nose then proceed to masturbate and cum inside their sinuses

I gave my sister her favorite nose ring, but not the jewelry kind... you feel me my ninja

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022

Fairview Middle School

Fairview Middle School or FMS for short, is a shitshow of a school. If Osama Bin Laden blew up 10 buildings, this would be the outcome. It's a mic between girls who think that their are boys and super loud whales of people. And all the teachers suck ass other that that one hot teacher and the science teacher who I'm pretty sure is a perv. If you go there, where a diaper or else you will be ass raped around 10-12 times a day. If you vape, come here, all day students have to bask in fumes of mango vape and burnt sloth, and if you miss three homework assignments, you get finger fucked by the vice principal.

I'm going to kill myself because I go to Fairview Middle School

by Blonde_Pubes696969 November 16, 2021

The eggcelent

The act of taking an egg and slipping it in whilst have anal sex

I used the eggcelent yesterday

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 4, 2022

Heat Tunnel

The act of pouring hot sauce in your taint and bending in a way to where it flows into your butthole

I had to go to the hospital after trying the Heat Tunnel

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 12, 2022

Teece

A word that retarded niggas say, Nig Latin for cum

Ohhhhh baby I'm bouta teece

by Blonde_Pubes696969 February 6, 2022

The Suicide Bomber

A sexual act where a woman twists a man's balls and it hold in cum until she releases her grip and there is an explosion of cum

Ellie gave me the suicide bomber last night and I filmed it and put it on our only fans

by Blonde_Pubes696969 February 26, 2022