don't kick yer coon dog 

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

don't kick yer coon dog by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick 

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

Gooch kick 

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

Gooch kick by JJ January 11, 2004

armenian drop kick 

When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!

Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!

armenian drop kick by Tomicide January 14, 2005

L kick 

a breakdance move, used mostly by b-boys and b-girls, in which a handstand position is held with legs at 90 degree angles, or forming an "L"

Yo, foo'. I busted out a sweet L kick yesterday at the breakdance battle and then did a headspin-halo combo!

L kick by B-girl La'Ray in da HIZZAYYYYYY May 2, 2006

Donkey Kick 

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.

I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.

Donkey Kick by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010

Donkey kick 

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

Donkey kick by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003