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Lexington High School 

a public high school in Lexington, MA. often referred to as the "Harvard of the Public Schools" because of its vigourous academics, consistency in turning out graduates who go to ivy league schools, and the fact that a lot of the students are children of professors at the Boston-area colleges (i.e Harvard.) Walking down the halls is like a northface catelog, with a few scattered pot smokers and GSA members with dyed hair. There is also a very large Asian population, a large portion of which sit in commons 2, the second cafeteria that all the super smart/instrument playing kids sit in. Everyone is secretly jealous of them because of their mad skills. Ocapella kids are pretty popular the soccer team is way more glorified than the football team, which as seen as kind of a joke. to be fair to the members of the team, the football field doesn't even have lights. Most kids dont get enough sleep, and every teacher thinks they are the only teacher the kids have, and therefore give a shitton of homework. It is a good place to go to school if you are an insomniac who loves homework and hasn't seen Friday night lights.
person 1: Do you think we should invite Dave to the patriots game?
person 2: nah. he goes to Lexington High school, so he doesn't know what football is, and will probably bring his physics flash cards and try to quiz us inbetween plays.
person 1: good call
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South Oldham High School 

A school in the middle of what seems like the middle of no where, but really turns out to be... the middle of no where.Though moments away from the bustling city of Louisville, there is still nothing, and will be nothing to do here for a long period of time, due to the nature of the small town of Crestwood. Unless you like paying to play videogames after school (at The Game Lounge) or paying to shoot your rifle/pistol at OpenRange Gun Range after school (come on now, it's KENTUCKY) then you wont love SOHS. Oh! and dont forget the Great football team! And their most memerable (quoted) chant, "0 and 10, never again!" The marching band is actually successfull, but the band kids participate in what nearly seems like inbred intercourse with each other much too often. And though outsiders may be surprised by all the cliques and friend circles SOHS DOESNT have, an outsider wont see the reality that there are cliques and friend circles. Also, make sure and leave your Weed at home. The drug dogs WILL find the weed you hid in the arm rest of your car. Or behind the books you stashed in your locker. They're DRUGDOGS. The Practically have weed vision. They dont even know what color weed is! And racism is only tolerated if you're black.
Counselor: Hello, and welcome to South Oldham High School!

Prospective Student: Ahhh shit... I'd rather a mountain ram do me in the ass with it's devilish sandpaperhorns.
South Oldham High School by W716 January 9, 2011

Chatfield High School 

A perfect combination of rich white kids showing off what daddy bought them and the stoner kids trying to find where there next hit might be.
lol...look the CHS(Chatfield High School) kids are coming
Chatfield High School by grad 2006 November 11, 2011

Lambert High School

a school in southern forsyth county, Georgia where if you're parents are rich your social status is through the roof and if you live in a middle class home you're considered homeless and gay. Here kids get everything they suck there parents dicks for and will probably all be broken later in life. If you have sex once you're considered a slut and if you haven't had sex your considered a loser, lose-lose situation.The parties thrown are usually busted by Laurel Springs security in about 30 minutes and if you even mention the word "marijuana" you're given the name crack-head because weed and crack are on the same level at good ole LamBURRt but don't worry we can drink alcohol all we want because it's "legal"
i go to Lambert High School

rich fuck
Lambert High School by Kritex July 5, 2011

Permian High School 

School known for the film "Friday Night Lights l" but also filled with rich white people who live off their parents money. They also use the black people who attend there to win sports so they can take credit. Also known as "Predator High" with their yearly student-teacher relationship scandal.
Permian High School is the best predator high in texas.

Triton High School 

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.
Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*
Triton High School by newbgurl November 15, 2010

Burnt Hills High School 

A broke ass school in the middle of frickin cow country. Despite having no money we dominate in almost every sport. It's student population consists of pot heads, orange skinned Jersey Shore Cast member wanna-bes, and trackies. Burnt Hills has little to no diversity and is boring as hell. It is a realtively safe school, the closest thing to gangs are the stage crew and trackies. Kids from other schools think we are a bunch of rednecks and make fun of us but then they shut the hell up when we kick their rich asses in crew, cross country, football, swimming, soccer, volleyball, lacross, and baseball.
So did we win against Burnt Hills High School's soccer team last night?
No! The frickin rednecks kicked our asses