Turbage

Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.

"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"

by Dbo February 4, 2004

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red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

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Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009

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Curry Turban

Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.

"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)

by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011

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Tugboating

The act of helping a friend with a broken arm/hand, to masterbate.

Also known as a tuggy buddy.

Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.

Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!

Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.

by Jock_n_swag February 7, 2010

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