Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

Spoonetrate 

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

Spoonetrate by Bullshittt October 28, 2010

Spoonbank 

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

Spoonbank by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

Spoonami 

A blast of water caused by placing a spoon under a faucet.

"So I tried doing the dishes, but I was hit by spoonami!"

Spoonami by Rusty Dilder February 14, 2014

Spoony Girl

A female who has no intention of being dtf and all they want to do is cuddle and tease you

Bro #1: bro when she came over to watch netflix we actually jus watched netflix
Bro #2: yo shes a total spoony girl

Spoony Girl by Shane.snyder June 16, 2015

spoonce 

A dirty old shit you've just taken slowly and messily

Aw man I should'nt have had those rums last night, I had to have a shower after the spoonce I dropped this morning

spoonce by dbros12 October 7, 2016

spoonetics 

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..

When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

spoonetics by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017