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always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.
The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!
by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023
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Shoot the Du

The act of driving around (usually with friends) searching for something to do.
Guy 1: Hey dude do you have any ideas for what we're gonna when we hang?

Guy 2: Not really bro, let's just Shoot the Du.

Guy1: Sounds good to me bro, let's get into some trouble!
by Jeryy418 November 12, 2020
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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
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shooting worms

An older man incessantly talking about sex when the other person clearly isn’t interested. When asked to stop, he continues.
That guy Bill is such a horn dog. He’d be a cool guy if only he could stop shooting worms.
by Lilslik September 24, 2023
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Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.
Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style
by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023
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aim, fire, shoot

AY BOIS! AIM, FIRE, SHOOT
by zaneisntlame November 30, 2021
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School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.
Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!
by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022
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