Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

pre-wrong

You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.

I’m not even going to ask for her opinion; she’s already made up her mind that I am “pre-wrong”.

by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019

pre-explosion

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby

When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!

by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014

pre-banana'ing

Smothering yourself in jam for ... reasons.

My father-in-law told me one day how he loved to watch me as I was pre-banana'ing in the living room.

by erthwrmSally_ April 4, 2020

Pre-Rimification

When you finish your sugar rim on your pint before you finish your beer

On her pumkin ale the sugar nutmeg rom was go e before sha finished her beer. She got no satisfication with her beer when the pre-rimification occurred.

by Lisalee the great June 25, 2017

Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly

Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!

by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018

PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025