Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.

Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head

by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022