portch-monkey

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

monkeys

cute cuddly
going to take over the world with bananas

get ready for the attack of the bananas and monkeys

by Lover of monkeys July 13, 2007

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003

sus monkey

an ugly motherfucker

my s/n is ******* .. no sus monkeys

by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009

Monde

A very lovely Zambian goddess. Monde is like a pineapple, a bit prickly on the outside, but deliciously sweet on the inside.

She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.

Guy 1: Do you know Monde?

Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!

by Oluwakemikim July 14, 2010

Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004