Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 30, 2017

John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

by lil.PP September 19, 2019

a very smart teenage girl, that lives in salem oregon with potential dreams of being someone in life, loves to cook , and the outdoors
by lmaooowtf March 6, 2021

by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003

That kid did nothing and he thinks he has a right to other people’s services. He suffers from a condition called EMS.
by ba95 September 23, 2019
