The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.

(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"

The Turd Car by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010

rom com clown car 

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.

"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.

rom com clown car by pierreboulez April 28, 2011

Too far blue car

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone

Matt: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute

Aron: Wooah man too far

Matt: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Ben instead!

Aron: Too far blue car !!!

Too far blue car by spaghetti97 August 14, 2022

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck 

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

my summer car 

you live in finland as 18 year old teenager and you need to build you're fathers old datsun cheeeeery e10 and you suck out poop out of septic tanks

I have played My Summer Car for 22 hours straight and i wanna die

my summer car by debil123 April 11, 2021

get in the car 

A phrase used after the sentence "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!"

>:3 "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! Get in the car."

get in the car by Anonymous.. November 11, 2006

piece of shit car 

A 1994 white Chevrolet Corsica with iron-oxide ground effects, maroon interior, and a "Service Engine Soon" indicator that never goes off.

Hey, I own a piece of shit car. Gimme some candy.

piece of shit car by Jeeves baby, just Jeeves November 5, 2003