grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

by catfelixe February 18, 2024

White Trash breakfast

Hot dog and a Mountain Dew

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.

by Gpitt April 13, 2020

Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

A whores breakfast

Some one who has a smoke and coffee for breakfast

Going to have a whores breakfast

by anonymous December 1, 2020