When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
by billfordjr March 01, 2024
Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”
by Portemento July 22, 2021
by Mike Dunham December 02, 2021
When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
by Justus-is-real December 04, 2016
Eric: “I need breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
by Purslaypussy November 20, 2022
Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017