Definitions by Alexfuckingpratt

Beijing breakfast 

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

Beijing breakfast by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

Slag Slam 

When you kick a chick's teethout, lock them in a dog crate, and pour gasoline on them before setting them on fire. After a minute or two, kick them into a pool

I found out my girl was a fuckin stoolie, so I gave her a slag slam. The gasoline fire floated on the surface.

Slag Slam by Alexfuckingpratt September 2, 2022