Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011

Beach Balls

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.

did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.

by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

Beach Bunny

Noun: Used to describe a person that basically lives at the beach and goes every chance they can while they fuck every guy they can get their dirty sandy vagina near. Similar to a mud cricket except on the beach instead of the river.

Hey man, you wanna go to Pensacola beach and hunt for us a Beach bunny. It’s that time of the year again.

by Florida Justice July 10, 2018

beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006

Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.

"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"

by Toolrulez March 21, 2009