half-baked

is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.

Susie gave up on her dream; she is half-baked.

by diaryofafruitcake March 21, 2011

Half-baked

1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!

Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.

Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.

by Paradigm Shift January 15, 2014

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".

Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.

by steamy gene September 23, 2008

i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015