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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Ee Kai

A boy who is mischievous but is also a good gamer. Girls usually like him as he has a massive thing. Girls usually like to play with it and have fun with him
I wish I had a thing like Ee kai’s, so I can get those babes.
by a very glenn glenn August 10, 2019
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Kai

This person is the hottest person you will ever meet. Kai probably has dyed hair and a playful personality. Greatest partner you could ever have, and just as great a friend. If you ever meet someone with this name make sure to let them know how much you appreciate them, because chances are they don't realize how beautiful, talented, and amazing they are. Kai is also very cuddly and very very huggable, and gives the best hugs ever.

Btw Kai is MY GIRLFRIEND. So screw off, I'm the luckiest girl alive. Find your own Kai <3
My girlfriend, Kai, is the most beautiful, nicest, accepting, loving, huggable, caring girlfriend ever.
by Moonively210 September 8, 2023
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Kai

cool
hot
funny
everyone likes them

has more than 100 friends

smart
artist
chef
real estate agent

seggsy lawyer

has great taste in music
"Oh dang KAI is so cool"

"KAI is amazing"

"KAI is the best"
by Flanlover333 July 2, 2021
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kai

kai is the type of person who would push their friends into a bullet to save himself, kai normally has brown hair and green eyes he sucks at math because he hit his head on a coffee table as a child, kai is so stupid he plays clash royale in class, if you ever find a kai run away immediately.
is that kai
i think so
he's coming our way hide
ok
by poggersmon June 8, 2022
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Kai

As you search up this name, you'll get the definition of a boy's name but this is for all the girls with the name of Kai. Kai is a shy girl. She has some hard times making eye contact with people but as you get to know her she'll open up. As she opens up, you'll realize how fun she can be. She's one of the most kindest, honest people you'll meet but she also gets irrigated easily too. Kai always thinks of her future. She knows what colleges she already wants to go to and some possible careers. Kai is talented. When you meet a Kai, boy or girl, there's a high chance that they play sports. Yes sports, as in multiply sports but mainly soccer or football. She is very fast, she is also like a deadly assassin waiting to attack in anything she is doing. Lastly, she is a very hard working person. Once she's in the zone it's hard to get her out of it.
"Wow did you see her run! She's so fast and has such good footwork with the soccer ball"
"Oh yeah, that's Kai!"
by nishinoya04 February 2, 2020
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