daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act

Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.

by goonski November 23, 2009

law daddy

similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male

girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy

by h double December 1, 2010

baby daddy

Slang for "baby's father" this term is used to describe a man who has had children with a woman (often times multiple women) but isn't married to or currently involved in a relationship with the mother.

"Got to go to court and finalize the custody dispute with my baby daddy."

"Oh you mean James? That's just my baby daddy."
"Me and my baby daddy could never get along."

by Jaiha December 24, 2014

daddy bulge

We're you have a freakishly large Penis typically found when a married man dosent have enough sex

dammit I still have a daddy bulge time to fuck some more prostitutes

by Draconian November 21, 2016

slpenda daddy

A man who strives to be a sugar daddy, but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

That no**a is going to be my slpenda daddy when he gets a job

by PotZilla420 October 22, 2015

sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016

Thicc Daddy

The most badass m-f-er you'd ever hecking meet

Yo Thicc Daddy be pimpin!!

by Ripshot July 21, 2019