Miniature Mountain

Extremely uncommon way to call someone fat.

Person 1. You Miniature Mountain!

Person 2. *Cries*

by ARandomBystander April 8, 2021

Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018

mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on

my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!

by sushirice828 July 4, 2022

hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!

john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Lookout mountain

Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines

Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?

Angela: no I don’t want to have sex

by May be jenny may not be September 29, 2022

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022