alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

alabama clam hammer by Dookie84 June 28, 2016

crack the clam 

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

crack the clam by The Amazing AO August 22, 2008

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

Spearing the bearded clam by Cres October 2, 2012

Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.

" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"

Lesbian Clam Jam by greymaz April 12, 2009

loose clam 

after being fisted by a samoan man a woman finds that her pussy is very droopy and slimy

1."bro i gave her a loose clam."

loose clam by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

cracking the clam 

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.

Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."

cracking the clam by sugabear March 12, 2015

Steamed Clam 

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010