4 definitions by Jimmy Mahoney

powder shot

when a man over 70 takes a day off to J-off. and when he cums, powder puffs out of his dick hole. and showers the room with a baking soda-like substance.

"i walked in my grandparents house, and walking into the room my grandpa showered me with his powder shot"

by Jimmy Mahoney November 11, 2007

loose clam

after being fisted by a samoan man a woman finds that her pussy is very droopy and slimy

1."bro i gave her a loose clam."

by Jimmy Mahoney November 11, 2007

Bristly Slit

when you fuck a gurl without any pubic hair until ur inside her and u realize that the inside of her pussy is hairy.

"you dont want to hit up that chick...shes a got a bristly slit on her"

by Jimmy Mahoney November 11, 2007

dirty kleenix

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out

1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"

by Jimmy Mahoney November 11, 2007