BGOFTACH's definitions

Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Burning Bush

This is the Steamed Clam for those females who have a vafro (vagina afro for the amateurs out there)

Lucy was an unshaven whore, so I gave her a Burning Bush.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010