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Bumper Boobs 

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
Bumper Boobs by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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A meme picturing a large manatee originating from a common incorrect spelling and/or typo of the word "bumping" in the world of software development. When the mistake is made, people react with images, gifs, or emojis of a large manatee called "Bumpong"
Shelby: Bumpong to version 1.1

*Everyone reacts with Bumpong emoji*
Bumpong by Taeverity May 1, 2023

fuzz bumpin' 

When two lesbians with power muffs sit in such a way that their vaginas meet.
As Chris and Sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, Chris said, "Boy, I'd give anything to see some foxy fuzz bumpin' right about now."
fuzz bumpin' by AG999 June 30, 2007

Shadow Bumper 

Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.
Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."

Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"
Shadow Bumper by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

good bumps 

Instead of having the goose bump from when somebody is kissin on you, you get the GOOD bumps, when a boy/girl goes down your neck & all that
Laura: I cant wait for tonight!
Joe: Imma give you them good bumps girl!
good bumps by lemmegetchonumba December 13, 2009

Blindfold Bumpers 

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.
Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?
Blindfold Bumpers by Dybdahller February 22, 2010