Shit The Bed 

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.

Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.

Shit The Bed by Deodorizer July 5, 2014

L Bed 

In the construction of a joint, two pieces of rizla are used in the crafting process to enlarge the size of the finished product. Usually this is done when more people need to be accommodated for. (3 or 4 or more). Reaching up to 16cm's long if done correctly. If needs be more that two pieces can be used in extreme cases but this is rare and usually not needed.

Anthony; Is an L bed on the cards today?
Gaz; Yes it is, get ready for a long spliff.
Dan; HOY!

L Bed by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010

Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

Hoochies before bed by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

stuck-in-bed blues 

similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.

Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.

stuck-in-bed blues by Cannablis March 29, 2010

Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.

Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.

Calc n break the bed by peachesandplums October 22, 2016

come to bed eyes 

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.

Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".

come to bed eyes by smalltits June 16, 2012

Shit the bed 

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience

" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"

Shit the bed by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009