Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
by kcdawg January 25, 2016
In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.
"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."
by MedjeedIX July 03, 2023
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by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!
by Brian g January 19, 2021
When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
by albinorineo February 18, 2013