breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg January 25, 2016
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Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.
"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."
by MedjeedIX July 03, 2023
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puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.
"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"
by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024
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zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Bed nazi

When your significant other has the need to make the bed the second the last person gets up.
Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!
by Brian g January 19, 2021
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bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
by albinorineo February 18, 2013
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go to bed

by BigLadIzaac December 31, 2021
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