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ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017
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mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position
Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 18, 2005
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The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022
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Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.
"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"
by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016
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spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick
Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021
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She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.
by ඩී December 7, 2023
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flat spoon

Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
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