person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"
by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
by ඩී December 7, 2023

Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018
