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jamaican smoke bomb 

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her
When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!

second-hand smoke 

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.
"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."
second-hand smoke by jeremyf October 9, 2007

patchouli smoker 

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.
B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.
patchouli smoker by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

Angry Smoke Signal 

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.
Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.
Angry Smoke Signal by R3825 November 13, 2007

smokeasy 

Similar to a speakeasy of the 1920s prohibition era, a smokeasy is a restaurant or bar establishment that allows indoor smoking in spite of smoking bans.
Joe: Man, I wish we could still smoke in bars.
Bob: Yeah? You should come to this bar I know. They'll let you.
Joe: Really?
Bob: Yeah. After 10 on weeknights. It's a smokeasy.
smokeasy by Miles Dean August 18, 2008

smoke the chair 

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.
I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.
smoke the chair by Seshie February 19, 2009