rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

Indie rock

Rock written and preformed by artists more concerned with self-expression than self finance, often considered "hipster" music

Indie rock bands: The Wombats, The Pigeon Detectives, The Strokes, etc.

by Lovely beasty October 3, 2012

rock gut

How some people pronunce 'rotgut' (cheap adulterated liquor).

"Man, that rock gut you made in your still is sendin' me blind!"
"Yeah, maybe I should add less methanol next time."

by Cool4Katz April 4, 2019

rock music

Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, The Rolling Stones, CRR.

"Gimme Back My Bullets," "Bad to the Bone," "Shattered," "Travelin' Band

by JoeBob September 13, 2003

bro rock

genre of music usualy lumped in with lame bands like hinder, nickleback, godsmack, my chemical bromance i mean romance...sorry, korn, limp biscuit...ect.

Bro1:"yo bro, after we leave abercrombi you wanna go check out the hinder concert."
Bro2:"sure bro, maybe we can pick up some bro-hoes."
Bro1:"man, i love bro rock."

by wes mason September 24, 2006

crack rocks

the small pieces of crack cocaine that crackheads smoke

your mom smokes crack rocks

by BigJ February 23, 2005

soft rock

(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.

Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.

by heptune June 17, 2006