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rock music 

Tasteless Loud Trashy Music, usually listened to by white racists, sexists and homophobes. Rock fans were responsible for the demise of the classy music known as DISCO which was played with real instruments such as violins, had complex orchestral arrangements, was beautiful to listen to and was often composed to make people happy. Rock on the other hand, focuses on electronic crap like guitars and annoying singers who yell and curse and who try to make their music and melancholy and depressing as possible.
The racist, sexist and homophobic people who burned disco records and called people who listen to disco "faggy" were fans of rock music.
rock music by Disco Dancer January 11, 2008
a rock on is to get an erection
"fuckin hell luv iv got a right rock on"
rock on by h86 August 8, 2005
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rock n roll

Originally meaning to fuck really hard and long that you're so tired and eventually roll off a bed. Started from some jewish guy who fucked a black chick. Also a form of music that kicks ass.
That bitch was so hot I just wanted to rock n roll with her.

Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.
"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

rock and chips 

when a stupid cunt watching a shitty bbc sitcom hears the term and the stupid slag feels the need to search it on urban dictionary
you stupid twat rock and chips is made up
rock and chips by bobnot January 24, 2010

Rock Stare 

The look you get when you dress like a rock star.
Those people over there are giving me the rock stare.

They keep rock starring at me.
Rock Stare by fly hy August 16, 2009

rock out with your cock out 

a ribald head turning practice where a guy flashes his ding dong to other people for amuzement, disruptive intent, to get attention or just a plain and simple gesture of defiance, contempt and rebellion. The left hand is on the willie and the right one can flip a bird, give a V or some other fuck you gesture. Sneering is optional.
1. I saw on PBS a miniseries about the history of rock'n'roll. On the episode about proto-punk there was a show by the Stooges. Iggy Pop reached into his short silver pants and stunned the audience by exposing his sex pistol and doing the rattlesnake shake. He was rocking out with his cock out.

2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.

3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.

4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.