chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.

We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.

by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

Man cup

n. I ginormous cup that can hold two to three normal beverages in which men pour very stout alcoholic mixtures, thereby allowing said man to have one drink over a long period of time whilst getting hammered.

"bro this drink is weak, I'm gonna need at least four of these just to get a buzz"

"That's why I got my Man cup"

by Schmeeds November 22, 2009

man-tubbing

The act of two or more males spending an evening in a hot tub or jacuzzi together without any female counterparts present.

Erik invited the boys over for a night of man-tubbing and PBR.

by ZackyPants January 10, 2011

man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 2, 2010

man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 9, 2010