monkey puncher 

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

monkey puncher by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019

monkey nft

its a profile pic shitheads use to scam people

yo i buyed a monkey nft since iam a dumbass and didnt just copy the image or save image by right clicking it.

monkey nft by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

monkey fucker

monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.

If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.

monkey fucker by srg898989 August 31, 2017

Monkey Fish Man 

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

Monkey Bitch 

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

Monkey Bitch by Teddie K April 5, 2008

monkey slapper 

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

monkey bumper by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009