John Mayer 

John Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and he’s trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say he’s now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like he’s always doing one of the two.

Person1: “I hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and he’s pretty gross. I’m sick of hearing ‘waiting on the world to change’”
Person2: “That was years ago! Have you given ‘Born and Raised’ a try? Also, he hasn’t had a terrible breakup since 2013!”

John Mayer by URprettyCoolyeahIsaidit July 24, 2019

john thomas 

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

john thomas by john cresswell July 16, 2008

John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?

John McCain by GAWII October 18, 2008

John Doe 

1. A fictitious name used to identify an unknown man or body. Also referred to as 'Jane Doe'.
2. An unidentified man.
3. An alias used in legal proceedings to identify an unknown male.

The police were unable to identify the victim, so they simply referred to him as 'John Doe'.

John Doe by dubwub August 20, 2014

John Dirty Ratcliffe 

A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.

I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.

John Dirty Ratcliffe by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019

John Snow 

No not a fucking game of thrones character. He is one of the greatest English doctors. Look him up, he contributed to the study of chloroform and Cholera. (The Broad Street Pump epidemic.) He was against the idea of miasma.

John Snow had suffered great insults from the board due to his contributions against Miasma

John Snow by sachadergrosse October 29, 2019

John McGinn 

John McGinn Aston Villa superstar. John McGinn

WEVE GOT MCGINN SUPER JOHN MCGINN I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HES DEAN SMITH MAN HES BETTER THAN ZIDANE WEVE GOT SUPER JOHN MCGINN

We've got McGinn, super John McGinn.

John McGinn by JohnMcGinn7 January 4, 2020