Curb Jizz

That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.

Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.

Curb Jizz by Billylagee August 24, 2011

quiz jizz 

(v) what you end up writing on your paper because the hot chick in front of you has her thong showing and you just can't concentrate and all you write on your test is useless answers.

im pretty sure all i wrote was quiz jizz. fuckin amanda and her purple g-string.

quiz jizz by jack the fart ripper May 13, 2010

Double Jizz 

After climaxing once, the guy keeps fucking or jerking hard into a weaker climax

You don't have to be a teenager to produce a double jizz!

Double Jizz by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Homeless Jizz 

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.

N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."

Homeless Jizz by five_generations May 4, 2009

Spam Jizz

The jelly like substance that you find on top and on the sides of SPAM and its can.

Ya know what tastes good, spam jizz!

Spam Jizz by TRAILERPARKFIRE December 2, 2009

rambunctious jizz 

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).

1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.

rambunctious jizz by clint August 30, 2004

Christ-boosted jizz geyser 

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

Christ-boosted jizz geyser by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007