Clarking

To shit your pans whilst running the Boston. Clarking can also be used in the context of someone who let out a Cleveland steamer or a good fart.

Holy shit dude… did you check instagram today Davis Clark was clarking his way across the finish line

by Bwadley Beterson April 15, 2024

Clarke'd

To stomp on something with passion, rage, and unparalleled murderous intent.

Most commonly seen in the game Dead Space

I needed bro gone, I dragged him to the curb and Clarke'd his shit

by LuvMysteryy November 15, 2024

clarker

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

by frandagdee February 17, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Clarkebait

To engage in activities which alert the Wise and powerful Mr Clarke.

Nyx - "Fuck, we have mass later"

Charlie - Stop with this Clarkebait Mahoneyposting.

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Clarkebait Mahoneyposting

When Clarkebait and Mahoneyposting are used in conjunction, both will be summoned, and an epic fight of the gods will commence.

Ethan - "Clarkebait mahoneyposting, there, I said it."

Clarke - "HEY!"

Mahoney - "Did you complete that homework"

Fighting

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Clarking

Existing in a chill or relaxed manor

I'm clarking right now

by That Math nerd July 30, 2025