deviantshart's definitions

sex canal

to get a water bottle (a one with a smaller nozzle) and spray in an arching manner, getting the feet and laps of your victims wet.

person 1: sex canal!!!

person 2, 3 , 4 and 5: what the fuck!?

by deviantshart November 27, 2022

Mr Clarke

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.

Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"

by deviantshart June 26, 2025

Zoggers

zoffa toes

"Get your zoggers out of my face"

by deviantshart August 3, 2025

Clarkebait

To engage in activities which alert the Wise and powerful Mr Clarke.

Nyx - "Fuck, we have mass later"

Charlie - Stop with this Clarkebait Mahoneyposting.

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Mahoneyposting

To discuss missed homework in Mahoney's class, or to Discuss the topic of Mahoney. Can be working in conjunction with Clarkebait , to assemble the mythical "Clarkebait Mahoneyposting"

Charlie - "I missed my homework"

Peter - "Stop the mahoneyposting! You'll get her attention!"

Mahoney - "Did you boys complete exercise 4I"

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Clarkebait Mahoneyposting

When Clarkebait and Mahoneyposting are used in conjunction, both will be summoned, and an epic fight of the gods will commence.

Ethan - "Clarkebait mahoneyposting, there, I said it."

Clarke - "HEY!"

Mahoney - "Did you complete that homework"

Fighting

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Zoffabait

to eat something without donating to the almighty zoffa

Zoffa - You engage in zoffabait by not bumming me the sausage roll bah??

by deviantshart June 9, 2025