Clarke'd

To stomp on something with passion, rage, and unparalleled murderous intent.

Most commonly seen in the game Dead Space

I needed bro gone, I dragged him to the curb and Clarke'd his shit

by LuvMysteryy November 15, 2024

Clark'd

When a contestant on a reality show does really well one week, but gets voted out the following week.

Derived from the show America's Next Top Model, when a contestant named "Clark" recieved a first place call out one week, but was eliminated the following week.

Jaclyn was doing really well in the competition, but the she got clark'd.

by Raydoo May 5, 2011

Clark'd

When one performs a sexual action and it is not reciprocated.

I totally got Clark'd last night. You've just been Clark'd.

by Anonymous and Unsatisfied June 11, 2006

Emma Clare'd

To urinate on someones hand instead of the old fashioned handshake.

1. Oh my god, did you hear that Tanya Emma Clare'd this dude she met in a bar last Saturday?

2. Hey, I just got Emma Clare'd at a business meeting!

by pedonym August 8, 2012

clare'd

when you texting with home girl back and forth then she disappears on yo ass

"so is she gonna pick that up from the store?"

"dunno. got clare'd"

by teejaywhy November 4, 2016

Demonic Clarke

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019