Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Cale

Cale is the sweetest guy you could EVER meet. He is super cute and is kind to everyone, he loves to buy people gifts and is an amazing person.

if you know a Cale consider yourself one of the luckiest people ever .

Guy 1 wow look at that guy I can't believe he's being so nice to everyone

Guy 2 yeah he's such a Cale

by Ilovepuppiesandboys4ever July 8, 2019

Cale

Something that is absolutely useless and serves no purpose to society.

This Efren guy is a total Cale.

by Bill Boar July 6, 2022

Caeleb

Has a extremely small Dick smaller than a wee little grain

He it's Caeleb how was he he has a tiny Dick lol

by Suh dude and dudets June 21, 2017

calbe

His name means a guy with a REALLY(very) big ruler(penis) and a guy how is really good looking(sexy as fuck) also someone that could be a little shy(horny)and (desperate)

Calbe is a very handsome guy

by mybigruler January 15, 2015

calb

verb: to calb, to 'Chuckle A Little Bit'

To be used when you didn't actually LOL but you don't want to hurt their feelings because their joke was so bad.

Joker: 'I may do mexican jokes, but I'd never do a spanish joke. No way José'

Victim: 'I just calbed'.

by fabulousalice May 16, 2010

cakeboy

an unsuspecting boy that can be played easily. often messed with by bored girls. often stupid

the girls approached the unsuspecting cakeboy, and soon had him paying the bill.

by cakeboyeater2 December 30, 2013