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A God. He steals everyone's bitches. Cooler than anyone you will ever meet.
It's CALB!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!
Calb by FUCKTHEPOLICE March 4, 2015
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verb: to calb, to 'Chuckle A Little Bit'

To be used when you didn't actually LOL but you don't want to hurt their feelings because their joke was so bad.
Joker: 'I may do mexican jokes, but I'd never do a spanish joke. No way José'

Victim: 'I just calbed'.
calb by fabulousalice May 16, 2010
Abbreviation for Chuckled A Little Bit. It means you're not quite ROFLMAO and you're not really LOL-ing when you see something funny in text or online. It's when you do just exactly as it says, you just chuckle a lil bit.
I CALB when I watched that video you posted of the ninja squirrel.
CALB by TheMicMarie May 3, 2011
calb; chuckled a little bit

acronym used to express when you aren’t laughing your ass of (lmao) but you chuckled a little bit
person 1: wanna know something funny

person 2: sure

person 1: kate tripped and fell down the stairs today
person 2: calb, ofc she did
calb by kbogs January 14, 2023

kid calb 

Man, he has such a big kid calb.
kid calb by ASKDKA May 27, 2022

reggin k calb 

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.
Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.
reggin k calb by Eric December 30, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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