analese

'Anal-eez'
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.

Agatha: "Betty was talking out of her arse again today."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Analeyes

When someone cant stop staring at other peoples butts.

Friend: -stares at butt-
You: Bruh you got mad analeyes

by Sxperior March 16, 2015

Chris Angel

Flipen sweet street magician.

"Dude, Chris Angel kicks David Blaine's ass."

by darealmindfreak June 11, 2006

Angela

A bad ass motherfucker baddie with her sis Ashley why u think they related

Damn Angela

by Bby💍 July 16, 2017

Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants

Angela Merkel

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Angel Hunting

The process of seeking, accompanying, and courting young, attractive, and very kind opposite-gender individuals as a way to relax and clear his or her head out rather than seeking any form of pleasure. This is performed without any use of force, violence, poor attitude, threats, intimidation, etc.

Angel hunting inspires feelings of admiration and true friendship.

He says that the cure for depression is humor; I say that the cure for both lonliness and depression is "angel hunting."

When I accompanied her, she looked so young and attractive; she was even friendly and warm. Thus, that was my angel hunting moment.

by I can't tell...... November 2, 2010

Criss Angel

the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!

girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!

by actress to be August 20, 2008