Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

by jackthehat June 30, 2011

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Cum With The Wind

The act of expelling semen out of ones anus after the partners ejaculates into said anus.

"Wow bitch that was some crazy anal sex! Now Cum With The Wind!!!!"

by Nicademus May 2, 2010

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cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

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cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

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cum-faucet

when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.

Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.

by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010

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1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

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