news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Fox News Effect

the tendency to falsely assume that an information source which matches your own biases is fair and balanced.

Person 1: I'm a flaming republican and I think Fox News is the most reliable and balanced news network on TV.

Person 2: classic Fox News Effect.

by Punnedit February 6, 2012

Fox News

A so-called news channel that has the tendency to use their news alert sounder frequently on stories that don't warrant it, all in the name of fear-mongering and ratings.

(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...at this hour President Bush has passed a turd in the Oval Office...."

(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...Britney Spears has announced today that her marriage to Kevin Federline has ended..."

(news sounder) "This is a Fox News Alert...we just wanted to see if you were paying attention...BOO!!!"

by Your Ad Here November 12, 2006

Ain't It Cool News

An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.

"Ain't It Cool News is still around? Huh."

by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009

Fears News

Fox News.

Fears News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

Fox News Network

America's most trusted fascist news scource! Next to the people of the Fo network, The Onion pales in comparison to their comletely un-biased and uncensored facts about the completely truthful stories they cover!

Bill O'Reilly- I believe President Bush was a great man, and that Clinton is a lame-ass pussy. -from the Fox News Network-

by Moopzoo October 5, 2010

news feed

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.

Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.

by Frescagazz April 28, 2011