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Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.
I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge
by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025
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quote of meerkats

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats
a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats
by feemay November 12, 2013
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other adult materials

Adult material that is not sex or nudity related, for example violence or language.
Movie ratings refer to the reasons something is "adults only" using letters: SNLV
You have tried to access a web page which is in violation of your internet usage policy.

URL: www.urbandictionary.com
Category: Other Adult Materials
by rewtd February 26, 2015
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bug screen material

someone who is so awful you wish you could throw them into a bug zapper.
I know this anti gay marriage three times divorced Trump supporter, total bug screen material.
by Xenophilia March 7, 2016
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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.
Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater
by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017
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Waste of genetic material

look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord
by SantasSpy November 2, 2019
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