I.S.H. Syndrome 

There is really too much to explain here, so i'm just going to try and cover the basics. I.S.H. Syndrome, also known as "ish" syndrome, is an illness that certain females acquire sometime after their teenage years begin. The acronym stands for "i'm so hott." This is how it works. There are girls that get so much attention from guys, that throughout their teenage years they have everything handed to them. There are always guys throwing themselves at them, raving over their looks, or trying to hit on them constantly. Because of this, they hardly ever have to work for anything and develop a stuck-up attitude about themselves. Eventually they just become completely full of themselves and expect the attention, as anything less would be a shock to their system. So they continue to walk around with this attitude, feeding off of attention like a frog in a room full of flies. What can you do to treat this syndrome? Not much. Just treat them like they're nothing special and maybe they'll at least get a little hint. This might help a little bit, but a total cure is highly unlikely. They're basically goners. All you can do for these individuals really is pray... just pray.

"Stacie is so hott, but she's got a severe case of I.S.H. Syndrome. I'd never want to date her."

"Did you check out that new hottie?" "Yeah, but I hear she's got a serious case of Ish Syndrome." "Awh, eff that man. Nobody wants to deal with that."

I.S.H. Syndrome by Lukefrizzle December 14, 2011

I'm so freakin bored 

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck

I'm so freakin bored

I'm so freakin bored by I love Ed April 26, 2015

I miss her 

When you miss the girl of your dreams so much to type in "I miss her" on urbandictionary.

I miss her so much right now..!! Ive been seperated from her for an hour!

I miss her by wtfisupwitdat March 17, 2008

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

I pity the fool by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

I have this friend 

An "I have this friend" story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them, but they're too embarrassed to say so. They're similar to "I know this guy" stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. "I have this friend" stories are about seeking advice about an embarrassing problem however, not about entertainment.

Janet: "I need your opinion about something."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."

I have this friend by kevnar February 20, 2007

I'd Wife 

A short way of expressing how sexy or beautiful a woman is, to the point where you would even consider making her your wife.

Damn that girls so hot, I'd wife.

FUARK SHES FINE, I'd wife.

I'd Wife by treybrah May 3, 2011

I've been Boesch'ed 

When someone rat's you out. When someone throw's you under the bus.

When someone tells the boss on you, your boss calls you into the office. You come out of your bosses office exclaiming I've been Boesch'ed

I've been Boesch'ed by Boesch'ed Again May 8, 2009